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1. i once punched a kid in the face over a star trek argument

2. girls love braiding my hair

3. i love clowns

4. after that mortuary dream, old women scare the shit outta me

5. my bands practice garage is called "The Spider's Nest"

6. we blame all our misfortune on 3 lil gnomes that live in the corner of the nest

7. we blame every recording problem on our imaginary Swedish producer, a man named Suzy Anderson

8. i hate Suzy!

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ok, background story: i wanna apply for a job at the town mortuary cuz like seriously, think about it, how metal would that be? idk what i would do since I'm not trained in re sculpting dead ppl, but i figure i could have a desk job or something. and last night i had this really creepy dream about it:

k, that dream was really creepy, the mortuary was run by 2 really old ladies (very similar to the 2 old ladies from "Coraline") and the counter was covered in Styrofoam heads with weird wigs, the whole place was candle lit,but not like a stone building, more like a really old Victorian house with that shinny goldish-bronze wallpaper. the counters were like brass, and there were pitch black cats everywhere and they were kinda hard to see since the place was so dimly lit, the ladies only made jokes about death and told me that since i wasn't a pro at this all i could do was assist them by getting the wax to remold the corpses' faces and pick out glass eyes that matched even tho the corpses' eyes were always closed. they were gonna hire me for 17$ an hour and raise it 1$ at each birthday. they told me sometimes they wouldn't be there and that i could still come in, sit on my ass, feed the cats and still get paid,i thought they were joking when they told me not to talk to the dead people.that was my first night on the job, i applied, heard their little speech and they said they were gonna pay me for that. my hours were 9pm to 9am,
my second night on the job, they didn't show up so i just fed the cats and someone brought in a body, i just took it to the funeral pyre (i think) and the guy left. i just sarcastically said to the corpse " so, hows the after life?" and it kinda moved its jaw and was like "quite nice, in fact, its better than life, i would recommend you kill yourself but your young and have so much to do in life, but once you die you'll be glad its over" and for some reason i didn't freak out, but i moved my hand closer to the knife in my back pocket like that corpse could have attacked me, i was just kinda like "umm i gotta feed the rest of the cats, you need anything?" and the corpse just said it was tired and wanted to go back to bed.

when i woke up i realized the guy who brought in the corpse was my math teacher, Mr.Horner, and now I'm curious about him too, not that hes creepy, but its like, there has to be some significance to him bringing me a fuckin corpse, even in a dream that's just weird


so there's like a 90% chance they wont even hire me in real life, but should i even try? the dream dictionary says that when you dream about a mortuary it means a part of you has died and you need to bring it back, but i dunno if that's what the dream means

any thoughts?

I'm totally writing a song about this

is the name of the band i just joined, as the vocalist, mostly cuz FS drummer just broke his collar bone so we are out for like 6 weeks >< im not in any way giving up FS, no worries, but its pretty cool not being tied down by an instrument

peace all

some of em sound stupid or like too basic, but its what i plan to do this year


1. get through a school day without plotting to kill someone
2.ask out this one girl....
3. find my band a bass player
4.complete the bands EP album
5. finally decide on a name for our EP, (names at the bottom, lemme know)
6. do more activities at school
7. stop spending so much money on knives
8.start writing some better songs (not that i dont love my own work, its just that guitar riffs rarely go well with my lyrics and i hate rewriting my stuff till i get it right, i wanna get it right the first time for once ><
9.find hannah montanna's mind control device and rule the world
10.get a license to street perform (yes, you need one in manitou)
11.dye my hair, but not cut it like Joey Jordison or Marilyn Manson (but the colours he had back in the Mechanical Animals days)
12.finish my banned reading list
13.get my dream guitar (even if i still end up playing bass)
14.go to more concerts where more famous bands play (lemme think of who i saw this year....Walls Of Jericho, OT3P, Ill Nino, Sister Sin, HURT, Five Finger Death Punch, Children Of Bodom, Black Dahlia Murder, Between The Buried And Me, Drowning Pool, KoRn,)
15. see the following bands: Trivium, Breaking Benjamin, Slipknot, Evanescence, Meshuggah, Fireflight, FFDP (again) Sister Sin (again, i talked to them alot, they really wanna hear my band and the lead singer says she wants to see me again) Marilyn Manson, Bullet For My Valentine, A7X, Bodom (again) Black Dahlia (again, the lead singer taught me some screaming tricks and said he wants to see us sometime)
16.get over some people
17.stop doing shit that gets me ridin the karma wagon
18.give Marilyn Manson a big hug!
19.keep myself from becoming the stereotypical maggot
20.spend more time on dA than myspace
21. get rid of the microchip in my brain that makes me spend more time on myspace than dA
22.get better at guitar, like to the point of getting Trivium solos down
23.get better at screaming so i dont sound like fuckin gollum when i go for high notes ><
24.watch less star trek to a point where its a healthy addiction
25. if my neck gets as big as Corey Taylor's, buff up some cuz it just looks weird how he has a huge muscley neck and a skinny ass body

oh yeah, names for the EP that we cant decide on are as follows:
Silence
To Corrupt The Flawless
As The World Collapsed
Confessions Of A Sinner
The Confession
Disclaimer: Will Not Sound As Good Sober
Demo Of A Band From Fucking Nowhere
Forgive Us Our Sins
Hallowed Be Thy Name


any thoughts? or if you have a better idea lemme know

is the name of our EP soon to be recorded but my band, FaTal SinS, so yeah, this time, we had the band decide amongst my poetry, so no voting, as follows:

To Corrupt The Flawless EP

1.Intro (It Begins)
2.A Sick Childhood [link]
3.Lies [link]
4.Not Good Enough [link]
5.Poison [link]
6.Lost At Sea [link]
7.Evanescing Dreams Of Me [link]
8.When All Light Dies [link]
9.Perdition Of The Wicked [link]
10.To Corrupt The Flawless [link]
11.Outro (Angels And Demons)

[bonus tracks]

12.(TBA)

13. Before I Forget (Slpknot Cover [if we get legal rights])

and a possible 14th if we feel like it

expect a "Not Good Enough -rerewrite-" up soonish, and "A Sick Childhood-rewrite-" , "Perdition Of The Wicked-rewrite-" and "Lost At Sea-rewrite-"